So the Pope is coming to Birmingham. Great news for those extremists who believe in a medieval Middle Eastern book. Not so good for those of us with young sons. There'll be loads of Christ-invoking nancy-boys floating around hoping for some action in the name of God. If your son has one of those quick-release nappies, I'd suggest getting a padlock fitted before a cassock-lifter takes his back pussy virginity.
One of the Pope's previous jobs was to search out heretics. He'll find loads down the Bristol Road.
I hate fucking religion and anyone who uses faith as an excuse for what they do.
