The Pope's visit to Birmingham is now priced at £12m? Jesus Fucking H Christ. Where's he staying? How many of his boyfriends are coming with him?
I know we've got to make a stand against the Muslims but this is too expensive. Can't he stay at the Holiday Inn or something?
There'd be an uproar if Brummie council taxpayers were funding some jumped-up Imam's trip so why should it be different for Il Papa?
He's fucking German!
So the Pope is coming to Birmingham. Great news for those extremists who believe in a medieval Middle Eastern book. Not so good for those of us with young sons. There'll be loads of Christ-invoking nancy-boys floating around hoping for some action in the name of God. If your son has one of those quick-release nappies, I'd suggest getting a padlock fitted before a cassock-lifter takes his back pussy virginity.
One of the Pope's previous jobs was to search out heretics. He'll find loads down the Bristol Road.
I hate fucking religion and anyone who uses faith as an excuse for what they do.
