X Factor - Who Cares?

Why is anyone still watching the X Factor? It's become too contrived and the contestants have got no long-lasting value. Are people really spending their money on voting in the run-up to Xmas?

Maybe they don't read the papers. THERE'S A FUCKING RECESSION ON TWATS!

Simon Cowell doesn't need your money. He wants it, but he doesn't need it.


 

Kelly Rowlands X Factor Publicity Stunt

It's easy to spot bullshit sometimes. So Kelly Rowlands suddenly falls ill with a mystery throat virus just when the X Factor needs a boost. Just watch all the housewives who watch the show fall for it.

If she's ill, I'm Bruno Mars.

I used to enjoy the show, but it's got too safe and familiar. I can't stand listening to any more over-styled kids saying 'I really want this' or 'I'm going to give 110%'

Just go gracefully and let's move on to the next thing.

Marcus Collins is going to win anyway.