X Factor - Who Cares?

Why is anyone still watching the X Factor? It's become too contrived and the contestants have got no long-lasting value. Are people really spending their money on voting in the run-up to Xmas?

Maybe they don't read the papers. THERE'S A FUCKING RECESSION ON TWATS!

Simon Cowell doesn't need your money. He wants it, but he doesn't need it.


 

Italy runs out of money - Save our Parmesan

So Italy is due to run out of money. Bloody hell, we're all screwed. Berlusconi hasn't got a clue how to sort it out and the Eurozone leaders are a bunch of pathetic nonentities. They couldn't run a candyfloss stand. I'll be seriously pissed off if we run out of Parmesan, Chianti and Pepperoni.

We need to get set for a future of no money and no jobs. Our political leaders have managed us into this crisis and can't get us out of it. They would have been hanged for treason in years gone by but we keep on paying them to buttfuck us while we carry on paying more tax to maintain this corrupt system.


My question today is simple: Who do we owe all this money to?

Eurozone Meeting

So the European leaders are meeting again to show how hard they're working to find a solution to the problems they've put us in. Have you ever seen such a bunch of hypocritical losers?
They're holding the future of our children in their incompetent hands and we just sit back and let them do it!
I want to know who we actually owe all this money to. If we owe money to Greece and they owe money to us, can't some of it be written off? Perhaps I'm too simple.

Tony Blair - Book money won't save your soul

Tony Blair's plan to give his book advance to the British Legion may salve his conscience in the short term but won't do anything for his legacy. Agreeing to invade another country and put all our lives at risk for decades to come is worth more than what he's paying. He's sat on the cash for three years so perhaps he ought to add the interest too.
The arrogance of the man in sending in our troops and then accepting a role as 'peace envoy' is breathtaking.
Giving money to rehabilitate damaged soldiers isn't even close to being good enough. If I had family killed or injured in his phoney and ineffective 'war' I'd be horrified at such a stunt.