Smoking leads to Drug-Taking Shock

So some university researchers have discovered that people who smoke are more likely do go on to use hard drugs.

Bloody hell. What geniuses.

Apparently they have discovered some gene that makes these 'victims' susceptible.

I have also done some research and I've discovered that people who smoke are as thick as shit and people who do drugs are as thick as a large pile of shit. That's the connection. Losers who can't afford to feed their kids chain-smoking and drug-taking. It's now part of our culture. We don't need some uni boffins writing lame reports, we've got fucking eyes.