The Apprentice - Bunch of Twats

I see The Apprentice is full of the usual bunch of second-rate twats this year. Watch their audition tapes to see a load of desperate wannabees try to make themselves famous. Not a fucking hope tossers.

I like the Irish girl. She's got a kid and seems like the only real person there. Hope she wins

Smoking leads to Drug-Taking Shock

So some university researchers have discovered that people who smoke are more likely do go on to use hard drugs.

Bloody hell. What geniuses.

Apparently they have discovered some gene that makes these 'victims' susceptible.

I have also done some research and I've discovered that people who smoke are as thick as shit and people who do drugs are as thick as a large pile of shit. That's the connection. Losers who can't afford to feed their kids chain-smoking and drug-taking. It's now part of our culture. We don't need some uni boffins writing lame reports, we've got fucking eyes.

White Muslim Women - The Times Magazine

The article in the Times Magazine about white British women turning to Islam was quite depressing. All of them did it to be with a bloke or to pull a bloke. It's a pity they have to wear hijabs in order to get some Asian dick.

I would love the Times to do a second interview with them in three years to see the mess they've made of their lives. Living in peace, love and dignity does not involve conversion to any religion. This state can be achieved by being a decent,honest and caring human being. The head-covering is not even religious, it's cultural. This proves these poor, deluded women are doing it for the attention.

Please don't give these creatures a hard time on the street. They deserve our pity, not our anger.

Mosque Attacks

So now Muslims are killing each other. Over what? Arguing over who wrote something centuries ago.

Let's cut the bullshit and call it straight. The murdering cowards who attack defenceless people at prayer are not religious. They're gullible, uneducated idiots who've been suckered into violence by old limp-dicked Imams. If I had the choice of praying five times a day to a child-molestor prophet, having all the joy taken from my life and being told who've I've got to marry, then I'd be ready to kill someone too.

Stephen Griffiths - the Crossbow Cannibal

It was funny watching the slags being interviewed on tv in regards to the Stephen Griffiths murders. Apparently they're all scared to go on the streets.

Read the news tarts, and wipe the Paki semen off your face first. He's in nick. You might see him there when the Bill give you a pull. Don't worry, you'll be quite safe. He hasn't got a crossbow, he won't be allowed to kill and eat you in prison and the fat virgin obviously can't get a hard-on.

Scared to go on the streets? Do me a fucking favour. They'll be out spreading their legs for a fiver the first chance they get.

Dole Scroungers - In The Firing Line

So the Coalition is going to target dole scroungers. About fucking time. We all know some twat who sits on their shitty crack all day and shuffles down the post office to cash their giro, only stopping on the way back to get some booze from Lidl.
We've heard other governments harp on about fixing the problem, but I've got a feeling this new lot actually mean it.
My only issue is about who's going to take on these bone-idle workshy cunts? I won't be.
They may be useful in Afghanistan as a wall to protect the troops. Just put a settee and a can of Special Brew next to it and they'll be fine.

Losers Play Loud Music in Cars

Is anyone else getting tired of low self-esteem cunts playing loud music in cars? Have you ever seen anyone vaguely intelligent doing it?
The only type of person who actually installs a loud system in their car is one who craves attention. 'LOOK AT ME! I HAVE NO GIRLFRIEND!' 'LOOK AT ME. MY DICK IS SMALL BUT I HAVE BIG SPEAKERS!'

Even though they want attention, they get annoyed when you look at them at the lights. Try it, it's a great laugh.