Italy runs out of money - Save our Parmesan

So Italy is due to run out of money. Bloody hell, we're all screwed. Berlusconi hasn't got a clue how to sort it out and the Eurozone leaders are a bunch of pathetic nonentities. They couldn't run a candyfloss stand. I'll be seriously pissed off if we run out of Parmesan, Chianti and Pepperoni.

We need to get set for a future of no money and no jobs. Our political leaders have managed us into this crisis and can't get us out of it. They would have been hanged for treason in years gone by but we keep on paying them to buttfuck us while we carry on paying more tax to maintain this corrupt system.


My question today is simple: Who do we owe all this money to?

Screwed by Greece

So the Greek government are going to take Europe down. What a bunch of plate-smashing twats. The only good thing to come out of that country was Stavros Flatley (actually I think it was Cyprus).

Cuts here are hurting but it has to be done to some degree. To play for time for political reasons is a disgrace and I hope the Euro- community pull together and make the bubbles see sense.

 

On 1st November 2014 we won't be able to vote ourselves out of the European Union. They have put in the following clause:

Treaty on European Union. Article 16
“(…)
4. As from 1 November 2014, a qualified majority shall be defined as at least 55 % of the members of the Council, comprising at least fifteen of them and representing Member States comprising at least 65 % of the population of the Union.
A blocking minority must include at least four Council members, failing which the qualified majority shall be deemed attained.
The other arrangements governing the qualified majority are laid down in Article 238(2) of the Treaty on the Functioning of the European Union.

This means we won't be able to referendum our way out of the treaty as they'll have the power to block it.

May I suggest we all join UKIP asap as Cameron is playing for time.

Check out this YouTube video for the full story.

Sarkozy speech at Eurozone Summit

I thought Sarkozy's performance at the Eurozone summit was pathetic.

'Don't ask any long questions'.


It's only our financial future you're talking about pal. Sorry if we're keeping you up!

Eurozone Meeting

So the European leaders are meeting again to show how hard they're working to find a solution to the problems they've put us in. Have you ever seen such a bunch of hypocritical losers?
They're holding the future of our children in their incompetent hands and we just sit back and let them do it!
I want to know who we actually owe all this money to. If we owe money to Greece and they owe money to us, can't some of it be written off? Perhaps I'm too simple.