National Policing Improvement Agency

The next quango to get the chop should be the National Policing Improvement Agency. We're paying £550 million a year for a bunch of twats to give the Police more paperwork. Check out their staff and job roles here: NPIA

Talk about a waste of our money. Has anyone noticed the 'improvements' they've made? It'd be a lot cheaper, and more effective, to actually ask a copper on the beat.

For some reason, our politicians seem to think paying a bunch of cunts to sit in swanky offices is the way to manage our public services. Come on George Osborne, get that axe out and cut them off at the roots.

David Laws Resignation -Why is Peter Tatchell Involved?

So David Laws has resigned. What a shock. He's been taking our money at one end and taking it up the arse the other.

Paying his boyfriend to live in his flat makes the guy a Rent Boy. And we're paying for it!

This isn't a gay situation, it is a fiddling our money issue. Why on earth is Peter Tatchell getting involved? I'm at this moment looking at his stupid, bigoted face on the Politics Show.