I see our wonderful government is trying to push people into getting mortgages (link here)

What a great idea in a long-term recession. get people to commit their money to housing they can't afford to give an illusion of a prosperous country. Cynical bastards.

The forthcoming Budget will lay their intentions bare. George the Chancellor will have his slimy hands in our pockets to pay for Europe and HS2.

Don't take on a mortgage you can't afford just because there's a sweetener to get you signed up. Other countries are happy with a higher level of rented property. 

Financial Services Authority (FSA) Fucked

Well done George Osborne for shutting down the Financial Services Authority. I've had dealings with them and was treated in an offhand, arrogant and totally incompetent manner. They're a typical bloated quango who have no interest in actually doing their job but I'm sure they met all their 'targets', not one of which involved helping you and me.

These idiots were set up to regulate the industry. Every public service worker who will lose their jobs due to funding cuts can directly blame the FSA. Good riddance and may they all rot in hell.

David Cameron Spending Cuts

So now the real cost of a Socialist Government becomes clear. They've dropped us right in the shit and the Coalition have to dig us out of it.

Cameron has given a clear indicator that VAT is going to rise at the Budget. This means we're all going to pay more for everything, for a very long time. A heavy price to pay to keep Labour in power for so long.

I hope our Prime Minister is giving some serious thought to getting us out Europe. It's become a luxury we can no longer afford.

Home Information Packs

So the Coalition has ended the requirement for Home Information Packs (HIPS) at last. Great decision.

The only confusion I have is that they were originally brought in a European Directive that the previous Government blindly allowed. Does this mean that we can actually pick and choose which directives we follow from Europe? Is this is the case, why do we need to be part of the European Union, paying £40 million a day for the privilege?

It would be cheaper, and more suitable to Britain, to take back these law-making powers and do what's right for the country.

The bastards in their European Union ivory tower will lose their power. It's going to happen if enough of us want it.

National Policing Improvement Agency

The next quango to get the chop should be the National Policing Improvement Agency. We're paying £550 million a year for a bunch of twats to give the Police more paperwork. Check out their staff and job roles here: NPIA

Talk about a waste of our money. Has anyone noticed the 'improvements' they've made? It'd be a lot cheaper, and more effective, to actually ask a copper on the beat.

For some reason, our politicians seem to think paying a bunch of cunts to sit in swanky offices is the way to manage our public services. Come on George Osborne, get that axe out and cut them off at the roots.

Israel Attacks Aid Convoy

Did the people on the aid convoy really expect Israel to let the ships through? They are trying to stop weapons getting to Hamas, so are obviously going to demand to check cargo heading for Gaza. We'd do exactly the same.

I don't agree with everything Israel does but it's hard to find fault with this, especially as they were attacked first. The Israeli Commandos do not take shit from anyone.

BP OIl Leak- We need Afghanistan oil even more now

The continuing problem with the Louisiana BP Oil Leak means that more of our soldiers in Afghanistan will be killed. The lost oil revenue means that the oil we're after in Afghanistan becomes more vital. The war will be extended and the current coalition moves to reduce troop numbers will have to be shelved. No wonder Barack Obama is angry.

Mosque Attacks

So now Muslims are killing each other. Over what? Arguing over who wrote something centuries ago.

Let's cut the bullshit and call it straight. The murdering cowards who attack defenceless people at prayer are not religious. They're gullible, uneducated idiots who've been suckered into violence by old limp-dicked Imams. If I had the choice of praying five times a day to a child-molestor prophet, having all the joy taken from my life and being told who've I've got to marry, then I'd be ready to kill someone too.

Stephen Griffiths - the Crossbow Cannibal

It was funny watching the slags being interviewed on tv in regards to the Stephen Griffiths murders. Apparently they're all scared to go on the streets.

Read the news tarts, and wipe the Paki semen off your face first. He's in nick. You might see him there when the Bill give you a pull. Don't worry, you'll be quite safe. He hasn't got a crossbow, he won't be allowed to kill and eat you in prison and the fat virgin obviously can't get a hard-on.

Scared to go on the streets? Do me a fucking favour. They'll be out spreading their legs for a fiver the first chance they get.

Dole Scroungers - In The Firing Line

So the Coalition is going to target dole scroungers. About fucking time. We all know some twat who sits on their shitty crack all day and shuffles down the post office to cash their giro, only stopping on the way back to get some booze from Lidl.
We've heard other governments harp on about fixing the problem, but I've got a feeling this new lot actually mean it.
My only issue is about who's going to take on these bone-idle workshy cunts? I won't be.
They may be useful in Afghanistan as a wall to protect the troops. Just put a settee and a can of Special Brew next to it and they'll be fine.

Losers Play Loud Music in Cars

Is anyone else getting tired of low self-esteem cunts playing loud music in cars? Have you ever seen anyone vaguely intelligent doing it?
The only type of person who actually installs a loud system in their car is one who craves attention. 'LOOK AT ME! I HAVE NO GIRLFRIEND!' 'LOOK AT ME. MY DICK IS SMALL BUT I HAVE BIG SPEAKERS!'

Even though they want attention, they get annoyed when you look at them at the lights. Try it, it's a great laugh.

Laura Hall- ASBO

So Laura Hall, uber drunken tart of this parish, has been given an ASBO for being a pisshead. How the hell are they going to enforce that? She's now a local hero to the other low self-esteem, unloved losers out there. They'll be queueing up to buy her a drink , laughing their lonely tits off in the process.


The poor darling 'wants to change'. How about this?- STOP DRINKING.


Booze in one end, semen in the other. What a sweetheart.

Gay Muslims in Iran - Fuck a Prisoner up the arse

If I was gay Muslim in Iran, I'd get a job in a prison. You are allowed to fuck prisoners up the arse in the name of God if they disagree with the regime. It must be written in the Koran somewhere. In the UK, you have to be a Catholic priest to get the same action.

Hedge Fund Bastards

So now we hear about Hedge Funds making millions on betting that Euro is going down. This follows stories of these cunts betting on failed mortgages after they had inside information.

Time for our Government to sort this out, quickly. As a country, we can't have non-producing twats making huge sums out of other's pain and misery. They will be working hard to make sure that systems fail if they can get a new Jag out of it.