Cameron and Clegg Haven't Got a Clue

I had great hopes when the Coalition Government was formed. The Tories would gain value from the steadying hand and voice of reason from the Lib Dems, or so I thought.

What a disaster it's turned out to be. The Lib Dems are on course for political suicide as they water down policy and make decision-making slow and ponderous.

It's been a nightmare marriage and we are all going to suffer as a result. These people are still spending our money on Europe,  wars, fast trains, overseas aid and the Hadron Collider while they also close youth centres, disability support services and squeeze funding from schools.

The problem with being run by millionaires is they have no concept of what we actually want and are being advised by people like Emma Harrison and Alison Wolf who have caused untold damage to people's futures by mismanagement and outdated ideas.

Our biggest problem is who to vote for next time?  

Mosque at Ground Zero

Surely they can't be serious. A mosque built near to Ground Zero in New York? What an insult to everyone who died in the name of Islam. I bet ragheads around the world will be laughing at this politically-correct bullshit. Come on New Yorkers, don't let them do it.

George Osborne's Budget - Take it like a man

George Osborne is getting to ready to butt-fuck the lot of us tomorrow. It's our fault we're in this state. We've let a bunch of shitheads take this country to the brink of bankruptcy and have carried on spending regardless.

The reality check has been written and George will be delivering it up our arseholes on the morrow.

Altogether now, drop your pants and touch your toes....

Birmingham City of Culture Racist Bid

So Birmingham have launched their City of Culture bid. I watched some of the coverage. Not a white face in sight. I was born in the city and can't remember bhangra and fat black female choirs being part of the culture.

It's a great way to promote the future of the City. If you're black (any shade) then this is place for you.

Any white groups wanting to take part were probably banned as they don't represent 'cultural diversity'. What a load of bullshit. Any city (or country) that denies it's heritage is going down the pan in shovelful of politically-correct crap.

I am sure some veggie twats reading this will call it racist. Maybe it is. But please check your area out for a Bangladeshi or Afro-Caribbean Centre. Try asking the Council to fund a Caucasian British Centre.

Stafford Hospital - Targets

So working to targets has been blamed for the problems at Stafford Hospital. 'Heads will roll' we are told and a witch-hunt has started against hospital management.

I think we should be looking at the twats who actually set the targets. It's the bane of public services to work to unrealistic targets set by people not on the frontline. Social services are a classic case of this.

Blaming lily-livered middle management for not standing up to the faceless bureaucrats ruining our lives makes sense. Damning a hospital for doing what's it's told is not.

South Africa Fans

The South Africa fans make me laugh. It's a trait of those with low self-esteem to make a noise to draw attention to themselves (just look at those cunts in cars with loud sound-systems). Those stupid one-note trumpets will soon get on everyone's nerves.

Just wait until they get bored with themselves (about Thursday I reckon). Some of them will turn on the rich, white tourists and someone's going to get killed.

This doesn't include those who'll die on the nutjob African roads.

Come on England. Kick some USA arse.

David Cameron Spending Cuts

So now the real cost of a Socialist Government becomes clear. They've dropped us right in the shit and the Coalition have to dig us out of it.

Cameron has given a clear indicator that VAT is going to rise at the Budget. This means we're all going to pay more for everything, for a very long time. A heavy price to pay to keep Labour in power for so long.

I hope our Prime Minister is giving some serious thought to getting us out Europe. It's become a luxury we can no longer afford.

Turkey joining European Union

So Turkey are trying to join the European Union. Oh my God, Muslims with free access to all countries in the EU. It can't happen.

I notice politicians have started to twitch about this, many quoting lack of jobs and infrastructure to take any more economic migrants. They obviously can't say what they really think.

Another reason to get out of the EU at the earliest opportunity.

Home Information Packs

So the Coalition has ended the requirement for Home Information Packs (HIPS) at last. Great decision.

The only confusion I have is that they were originally brought in a European Directive that the previous Government blindly allowed. Does this mean that we can actually pick and choose which directives we follow from Europe? Is this is the case, why do we need to be part of the European Union, paying £40 million a day for the privilege?

It would be cheaper, and more suitable to Britain, to take back these law-making powers and do what's right for the country.

The bastards in their European Union ivory tower will lose their power. It's going to happen if enough of us want it.

National Policing Improvement Agency

The next quango to get the chop should be the National Policing Improvement Agency. We're paying £550 million a year for a bunch of twats to give the Police more paperwork. Check out their staff and job roles here: NPIA

Talk about a waste of our money. Has anyone noticed the 'improvements' they've made? It'd be a lot cheaper, and more effective, to actually ask a copper on the beat.

For some reason, our politicians seem to think paying a bunch of cunts to sit in swanky offices is the way to manage our public services. Come on George Osborne, get that axe out and cut them off at the roots.

Rio Injured

So the England injury jinx strikes again. The captain this time. We're now relying on the fragile Ledley King to fill in.

We can still do it, but it's going to be the hard way!

Israel Attacks Aid Convoy

Did the people on the aid convoy really expect Israel to let the ships through? They are trying to stop weapons getting to Hamas, so are obviously going to demand to check cargo heading for Gaza. We'd do exactly the same.

I don't agree with everything Israel does but it's hard to find fault with this, especially as they were attacked first. The Israeli Commandos do not take shit from anyone.

White Muslim Women - The Times Magazine

The article in the Times Magazine about white British women turning to Islam was quite depressing. All of them did it to be with a bloke or to pull a bloke. It's a pity they have to wear hijabs in order to get some Asian dick.

I would love the Times to do a second interview with them in three years to see the mess they've made of their lives. Living in peace, love and dignity does not involve conversion to any religion. This state can be achieved by being a decent,honest and caring human being. The head-covering is not even religious, it's cultural. This proves these poor, deluded women are doing it for the attention.

Please don't give these creatures a hard time on the street. They deserve our pity, not our anger.

Mosque Attacks

So now Muslims are killing each other. Over what? Arguing over who wrote something centuries ago.

Let's cut the bullshit and call it straight. The murdering cowards who attack defenceless people at prayer are not religious. They're gullible, uneducated idiots who've been suckered into violence by old limp-dicked Imams. If I had the choice of praying five times a day to a child-molestor prophet, having all the joy taken from my life and being told who've I've got to marry, then I'd be ready to kill someone too.

Stephen Griffiths - the Crossbow Cannibal

It was funny watching the slags being interviewed on tv in regards to the Stephen Griffiths murders. Apparently they're all scared to go on the streets.

Read the news tarts, and wipe the Paki semen off your face first. He's in nick. You might see him there when the Bill give you a pull. Don't worry, you'll be quite safe. He hasn't got a crossbow, he won't be allowed to kill and eat you in prison and the fat virgin obviously can't get a hard-on.

Scared to go on the streets? Do me a fucking favour. They'll be out spreading their legs for a fiver the first chance they get.

Dole Scroungers - In The Firing Line

So the Coalition is going to target dole scroungers. About fucking time. We all know some twat who sits on their shitty crack all day and shuffles down the post office to cash their giro, only stopping on the way back to get some booze from Lidl.
We've heard other governments harp on about fixing the problem, but I've got a feeling this new lot actually mean it.
My only issue is about who's going to take on these bone-idle workshy cunts? I won't be.
They may be useful in Afghanistan as a wall to protect the troops. Just put a settee and a can of Special Brew next to it and they'll be fine.

Draw Mohammed Day

I quite like this one. A Facebook site where you can upload your drawing of Mohammed. It's a fightback for freedom of speech against Islamists who get angry at a simple cartoon. Click here for the link and video info: Draw Mohammed

Laura Hall- ASBO

So Laura Hall, uber drunken tart of this parish, has been given an ASBO for being a pisshead. How the hell are they going to enforce that? She's now a local hero to the other low self-esteem, unloved losers out there. They'll be queueing up to buy her a drink , laughing their lonely tits off in the process.


The poor darling 'wants to change'. How about this?- STOP DRINKING.


Booze in one end, semen in the other. What a sweetheart.

Gay Muslims in Iran - Fuck a Prisoner up the arse

If I was gay Muslim in Iran, I'd get a job in a prison. You are allowed to fuck prisoners up the arse in the name of God if they disagree with the regime. It must be written in the Koran somewhere. In the UK, you have to be a Catholic priest to get the same action.

Hedge Fund Bastards

So now we hear about Hedge Funds making millions on betting that Euro is going down. This follows stories of these cunts betting on failed mortgages after they had inside information.

Time for our Government to sort this out, quickly. As a country, we can't have non-producing twats making huge sums out of other's pain and misery. They will be working hard to make sure that systems fail if they can get a new Jag out of it.