National Policing Improvement Agency

The next quango to get the chop should be the National Policing Improvement Agency. We're paying £550 million a year for a bunch of twats to give the Police more paperwork. Check out their staff and job roles here: NPIA

Talk about a waste of our money. Has anyone noticed the 'improvements' they've made? It'd be a lot cheaper, and more effective, to actually ask a copper on the beat.

For some reason, our politicians seem to think paying a bunch of cunts to sit in swanky offices is the way to manage our public services. Come on George Osborne, get that axe out and cut them off at the roots.

Losers Play Loud Music in Cars

Is anyone else getting tired of low self-esteem cunts playing loud music in cars? Have you ever seen anyone vaguely intelligent doing it?
The only type of person who actually installs a loud system in their car is one who craves attention. 'LOOK AT ME! I HAVE NO GIRLFRIEND!' 'LOOK AT ME. MY DICK IS SMALL BUT I HAVE BIG SPEAKERS!'

Even though they want attention, they get annoyed when you look at them at the lights. Try it, it's a great laugh.