Phones Installed in A Prison!

A new prison in Staffordshire has put phones in all it's cells. What do they think they're doing? Now the nonces can order their smack direct without having to smuggle mobiles in their arseholes.


I bet we pay the phone charges too. I fucking despair.

This story predicted it, now it's been announced it's actually going to happen.

Stephen Griffiths - the Crossbow Cannibal

It was funny watching the slags being interviewed on tv in regards to the Stephen Griffiths murders. Apparently they're all scared to go on the streets.

Read the news tarts, and wipe the Paki semen off your face first. He's in nick. You might see him there when the Bill give you a pull. Don't worry, you'll be quite safe. He hasn't got a crossbow, he won't be allowed to kill and eat you in prison and the fat virgin obviously can't get a hard-on.

Scared to go on the streets? Do me a fucking favour. They'll be out spreading their legs for a fiver the first chance they get.

Gay Muslims in Iran - Fuck a Prisoner up the arse

If I was gay Muslim in Iran, I'd get a job in a prison. You are allowed to fuck prisoners up the arse in the name of God if they disagree with the regime. It must be written in the Koran somewhere. In the UK, you have to be a Catholic priest to get the same action.