X Factor - Who Cares?

Why is anyone still watching the X Factor? It's become too contrived and the contestants have got no long-lasting value. Are people really spending their money on voting in the run-up to Xmas?

Maybe they don't read the papers. THERE'S A FUCKING RECESSION ON TWATS!

Simon Cowell doesn't need your money. He wants it, but he doesn't need it.


 

Italy runs out of money - Save our Parmesan

So Italy is due to run out of money. Bloody hell, we're all screwed. Berlusconi hasn't got a clue how to sort it out and the Eurozone leaders are a bunch of pathetic nonentities. They couldn't run a candyfloss stand. I'll be seriously pissed off if we run out of Parmesan, Chianti and Pepperoni.

We need to get set for a future of no money and no jobs. Our political leaders have managed us into this crisis and can't get us out of it. They would have been hanged for treason in years gone by but we keep on paying them to buttfuck us while we carry on paying more tax to maintain this corrupt system.


My question today is simple: Who do we owe all this money to?

Smoking leads to Drug-Taking Shock

So some university researchers have discovered that people who smoke are more likely do go on to use hard drugs.

Bloody hell. What geniuses.

Apparently they have discovered some gene that makes these 'victims' susceptible.

I have also done some research and I've discovered that people who smoke are as thick as shit and people who do drugs are as thick as a large pile of shit. That's the connection. Losers who can't afford to feed their kids chain-smoking and drug-taking. It's now part of our culture. We don't need some uni boffins writing lame reports, we've got fucking eyes.

David Cameron to pay more to IMF

SO David Cameron thinks it right to give more of our money to the IMF. This follows another decision to up the overseas budget. Doesn't he realaise it's political suicide to continue this stupid path?

The country is not in the mood for such arrogant dismissal of our feelings. UKIP must be having a hard-on over all this. I was a lifelong Tory voter but I didn't vote for them last time because of the £650m given to Pakistani 'schools'. I won't be voting for them next time either. Cunts.

Here's a BBC article on the subject.

Greek referendum- Let's nuke them now!

I reckon it would cheaper, and more humane in the long run, to just drop one of our spare nukes on Greece. The bastards are going to bring us down if we don't get them first.


The Bubbles aren't going to vote for an austerity package that'll cost jobs etc. They're going to vote to bury their heads in the sand and hope it goes away.

Let's get rid of them. I don't like fucking Retsina anyway.

Screwed by Greece

So the Greek government are going to take Europe down. What a bunch of plate-smashing twats. The only good thing to come out of that country was Stavros Flatley (actually I think it was Cyprus).

Cuts here are hurting but it has to be done to some degree. To play for time for political reasons is a disgrace and I hope the Euro- community pull together and make the bubbles see sense.