Incapacity Benefit Cheats and Bone Idle Lying Twats

So over a third of Incapacity claimants are being re-assessed as fit to work. Only 33%? Bloody hell, I thought it would be more like 80%!.

Let's get the fucking drunks, druggies and 'depressed' cunts off our payroll and make them earn their way. A good days work might help them recover. We've got to stop being such a soft touch and make sure the ones who are genuine get the help.

Someone up our street is on Incapacity for a 'bad arm'. Doesn't stop her carrying bags of shopping with food to feed her fat lazy arse.

Actually typing this so hard has strained my finger. I think I'll make a claim

St Paul's Protest - What a bunch of twats

What are all those cunts doing at St Paul's? What are they actually protesting about?

The tens are empty at night as they all go home to get pissed and you'll find a lot less people there when they have to go and sign on.

A protest against capitalism won't work if it's done by a bunch of dole-dossers and people 'on the sick'. Go and fuck off back to your rent-free homes. The rest of us will be at work, ignoring you

Dole Scroungers - In The Firing Line

So the Coalition is going to target dole scroungers. About fucking time. We all know some twat who sits on their shitty crack all day and shuffles down the post office to cash their giro, only stopping on the way back to get some booze from Lidl.
We've heard other governments harp on about fixing the problem, but I've got a feeling this new lot actually mean it.
My only issue is about who's going to take on these bone-idle workshy cunts? I won't be.
They may be useful in Afghanistan as a wall to protect the troops. Just put a settee and a can of Special Brew next to it and they'll be fine.