Not a bad budget really. Most of it has been telegraphed and mainly expected.
I initially supported the idea of young mothers going onto Jobseekers Allowance when their children reach the age of five. Unfortunately this will mean all the local slag baby machines will be dropping the next generation of chavs every 4.8 years. Actually, this may mean a slowdown for some of them.
It still doesn't address the issue of fat tarts taking our money at one end and any semen they can get at the other.
So the Coalition is going to target dole scroungers. About fucking time. We all know some twat who sits on their shitty crack all day and shuffles down the post office to cash their giro, only stopping on the way back to get some booze from Lidl.
We've heard other governments harp on about fixing the problem, but I've got a feeling this new lot actually mean it.
My only issue is about who's going to take on these bone-idle workshy cunts? I won't be.
They may be useful in Afghanistan as a wall to protect the troops. Just put a settee and a can of Special Brew next to it and they'll be fine.