Peter Ridikin - Lottery Winner and Scrounger

When I first heard that Peter Ridkin (the £11m lottery winner) had been out of work I felt happy for him. It's great when someone down on their luck gets a break.

Then I read that he's been claiming Disability benefit for 15 years - FOR A BAD FUCKING KNEE!!!

Apparently the last Government thought it was ok for someone to do fuck all at our expense for that time as there are no jobs for people with one dodgy knee. No wonder Cameron's going to try and sort this out.

I'm looking forward to forthcoming news stories about how this scrounger has been claiming money and doing work on the side. At least he'll have the cash to pay our money back.

Dole Scroungers - In The Firing Line

So the Coalition is going to target dole scroungers. About fucking time. We all know some twat who sits on their shitty crack all day and shuffles down the post office to cash their giro, only stopping on the way back to get some booze from Lidl.
We've heard other governments harp on about fixing the problem, but I've got a feeling this new lot actually mean it.
My only issue is about who's going to take on these bone-idle workshy cunts? I won't be.
They may be useful in Afghanistan as a wall to protect the troops. Just put a settee and a can of Special Brew next to it and they'll be fine.