So Italy is due to run out of money. Bloody hell, we're all screwed. Berlusconi hasn't got a clue how to sort it out and the Eurozone leaders are a bunch of pathetic nonentities. They couldn't run a candyfloss stand. I'll be seriously pissed off if we run out of Parmesan, Chianti and Pepperoni.
We need to get set for a future of no money and no jobs. Our political leaders have managed us into this crisis and can't get us out of it. They would have been hanged for treason in years gone by but we keep on paying them to buttfuck us while we carry on paying more tax to maintain this corrupt system.
My question today is simple: Who do we owe all this money to?
So some university researchers have discovered that people who smoke are more likely do go on to use hard drugs.
Bloody hell. What geniuses.
Apparently they have discovered some gene that makes these 'victims' susceptible.
I have also done some research and I've discovered that people who smoke are as thick as shit and people who do drugs are as thick as a large pile of shit. That's the connection. Losers who can't afford to feed their kids chain-smoking and drug-taking. It's now part of our culture. We don't need some uni boffins writing lame reports, we've got fucking eyes.
SO David Cameron thinks it right to give more of our money to the IMF. This follows another decision to up the overseas budget. Doesn't he realaise it's political suicide to continue this stupid path?
The country is not in the mood for such arrogant dismissal of our feelings.
UKIP must be having a hard-on over all this. I was a lifelong Tory voter but I didn't vote for them last time because of the £650m given to Pakistani 'schools'. I won't be voting for them next time either. Cunts.
Here's a BBC article on the subject.
I reckon it would cheaper, and more humane in the long run, to just drop one of our spare nukes on Greece. The bastards are going to bring us down if we don't get them first.
The Bubbles aren't going to vote for an austerity package that'll cost jobs etc. They're going to vote to bury their heads in the sand and hope it goes away.
Let's get rid of them. I don't like fucking Retsina anyway.
So the Greek government are going to take Europe down. What a bunch of plate-smashing twats. The only good thing to come out of that country was Stavros Flatley (actually I think it was Cyprus).
Cuts here are hurting but it has to be done to some degree. To play for time for political reasons is a disgrace and I hope the Euro- community pull together and make the bubbles see sense.
On 1st November 2014 we won't be able to vote ourselves out of the European Union. They have put in the following clause:
Treaty on European Union. Article 16
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4. As from 1 November 2014, a qualified majority shall be defined as at least 55 % of the members of the Council, comprising at least fifteen of them and representing Member States comprising at least 65 % of the population of the Union.
A blocking minority must include at least four Council members, failing which the qualified majority shall be deemed attained.
The other arrangements governing the qualified majority are laid down in Article 238(2) of the Treaty on the Functioning of the European Union.
This means we won't be able to referendum our way out of the treaty as they'll have the power to block it.
May I suggest we all join UKIP asap as Cameron is playing for time.
Check out this YouTube video for the full story.
It's easy to spot bullshit sometimes. So Kelly Rowlands suddenly falls ill with a mystery throat virus just when the X Factor needs a boost. Just watch all the housewives who watch the show fall for it.
If she's ill, I'm Bruno Mars.
I used to enjoy the show, but it's got too safe and familiar. I can't stand listening to any more over-styled kids saying 'I really want this' or 'I'm going to give 110%'
Just go gracefully and let's move on to the next thing.
Marcus Collins is going to win anyway.
