X Factor - Who Cares?

Why is anyone still watching the X Factor? It's become too contrived and the contestants have got no long-lasting value. Are people really spending their money on voting in the run-up to Xmas?

Maybe they don't read the papers. THERE'S A FUCKING RECESSION ON TWATS!

Simon Cowell doesn't need your money. He wants it, but he doesn't need it.


 

Italy runs out of money - Save our Parmesan

So Italy is due to run out of money. Bloody hell, we're all screwed. Berlusconi hasn't got a clue how to sort it out and the Eurozone leaders are a bunch of pathetic nonentities. They couldn't run a candyfloss stand. I'll be seriously pissed off if we run out of Parmesan, Chianti and Pepperoni.

We need to get set for a future of no money and no jobs. Our political leaders have managed us into this crisis and can't get us out of it. They would have been hanged for treason in years gone by but we keep on paying them to buttfuck us while we carry on paying more tax to maintain this corrupt system.


My question today is simple: Who do we owe all this money to?

Smoking leads to Drug-Taking Shock

So some university researchers have discovered that people who smoke are more likely do go on to use hard drugs.

Bloody hell. What geniuses.

Apparently they have discovered some gene that makes these 'victims' susceptible.

I have also done some research and I've discovered that people who smoke are as thick as shit and people who do drugs are as thick as a large pile of shit. That's the connection. Losers who can't afford to feed their kids chain-smoking and drug-taking. It's now part of our culture. We don't need some uni boffins writing lame reports, we've got fucking eyes.

David Cameron to pay more to IMF

SO David Cameron thinks it right to give more of our money to the IMF. This follows another decision to up the overseas budget. Doesn't he realaise it's political suicide to continue this stupid path?

The country is not in the mood for such arrogant dismissal of our feelings. UKIP must be having a hard-on over all this. I was a lifelong Tory voter but I didn't vote for them last time because of the £650m given to Pakistani 'schools'. I won't be voting for them next time either. Cunts.

Here's a BBC article on the subject.

Greek referendum- Let's nuke them now!

I reckon it would cheaper, and more humane in the long run, to just drop one of our spare nukes on Greece. The bastards are going to bring us down if we don't get them first.


The Bubbles aren't going to vote for an austerity package that'll cost jobs etc. They're going to vote to bury their heads in the sand and hope it goes away.

Let's get rid of them. I don't like fucking Retsina anyway.

Screwed by Greece

So the Greek government are going to take Europe down. What a bunch of plate-smashing twats. The only good thing to come out of that country was Stavros Flatley (actually I think it was Cyprus).

Cuts here are hurting but it has to be done to some degree. To play for time for political reasons is a disgrace and I hope the Euro- community pull together and make the bubbles see sense.

 

On 1st November 2014 we won't be able to vote ourselves out of the European Union. They have put in the following clause:

Treaty on European Union. Article 16
“(…)
4. As from 1 November 2014, a qualified majority shall be defined as at least 55 % of the members of the Council, comprising at least fifteen of them and representing Member States comprising at least 65 % of the population of the Union.
A blocking minority must include at least four Council members, failing which the qualified majority shall be deemed attained.
The other arrangements governing the qualified majority are laid down in Article 238(2) of the Treaty on the Functioning of the European Union.

This means we won't be able to referendum our way out of the treaty as they'll have the power to block it.

May I suggest we all join UKIP asap as Cameron is playing for time.

Check out this YouTube video for the full story.

Kelly Rowlands X Factor Publicity Stunt

It's easy to spot bullshit sometimes. So Kelly Rowlands suddenly falls ill with a mystery throat virus just when the X Factor needs a boost. Just watch all the housewives who watch the show fall for it.

If she's ill, I'm Bruno Mars.

I used to enjoy the show, but it's got too safe and familiar. I can't stand listening to any more over-styled kids saying 'I really want this' or 'I'm going to give 110%'

Just go gracefully and let's move on to the next thing.

Marcus Collins is going to win anyway.

St Paul's Protest - What a bunch of twats

What are all those cunts doing at St Paul's? What are they actually protesting about?

The tens are empty at night as they all go home to get pissed and you'll find a lot less people there when they have to go and sign on.

A protest against capitalism won't work if it's done by a bunch of dole-dossers and people 'on the sick'. Go and fuck off back to your rent-free homes. The rest of us will be at work, ignoring you

Sarkozy speech at Eurozone Summit

I thought Sarkozy's performance at the Eurozone summit was pathetic.

'Don't ask any long questions'.


It's only our financial future you're talking about pal. Sorry if we're keeping you up!

Chris Huhne- Useless Advice

I watched Chris Huhne giving advice about energy bills with great interest. What brilliant ideas would he come up with? What was the result of his meeting with the energy companies?

I watched agape as he piously told the nation that we should all be using price comparison sites to find the best deals! Bloody hell, so that's why we're paying him! I have always wondered.

What about pensioners who aren't internet-savvy? What about the companies who lower prices for comparison sites and put them up soon after.

The energy companies told him to get stuffed in their meeting because it's his ill-thought 'green' policies that are making prices sky rocket. He's so into his wind farms it makes you wonder if there's some money or favours changing hands somewhere.

Eurozone Meeting

So the European leaders are meeting again to show how hard they're working to find a solution to the problems they've put us in. Have you ever seen such a bunch of hypocritical losers?
They're holding the future of our children in their incompetent hands and we just sit back and let them do it!
I want to know who we actually owe all this money to. If we owe money to Greece and they owe money to us, can't some of it be written off? Perhaps I'm too simple.

Cameron Gives £650 million to Pakistan

I hope those currently losing their jobs to budget cuts will remember David Cameron giving £650 million of our money to Pakistan.

The money is supposedly to build schools in Pakistan. This is when ours our crumbling and not fit for purpose.

I voted for these people and feel betrayed. What they are doing stinks to high heaven. There must be some backhanders going around for them to blatantly misuse our money in this way.

Where are the honest people we can actually vote for?

Who voted us to be the world's peacekeepers? I think it's a disgrace that we're in Libya supposedly 'protecting the people'. Maybe it's a coincidence that we happen to support regime change in countries where there's oil.

What about the people of Zimbabwe?

History is going to treat us harshly for what we're doing. I feel sick when I see us bombing people, even if it is a twat like Gaddafi.

Liberal Democrat Demonstrations

The Liberal Democrat protesters make me laugh. Did they really expect their leaders to stay true to their ideals once they got their hands on some power?
Nick Clegg would butt-fuck his mother for another week as deputy PM.

The protesters want the party to go back to the margins and stand up for what they believe in. I admire them for their integrity but snigger at their hopeless grasp of politics.

UK 2011 Census

The government is spending millions of our money on it's latest Census. Do they really need bits of paper to tell them that we're over-populated and pissed off?
Here's the result of my census:

• We've become an outpost of the Muslim Caliphate
• We're fed up of energy companies raising prices
• We feel this government has no long term strategy for recovery
• We want to leave the European Union for financial reasons
• Our education system is being dismantled
• Why should our taxes rise to fund a more bloated government?
• Our politicians are a bunch of second-rate tossers
  

NHS Job Cuts

The press are not giving a true picture of the proposed
NHS cuts. They should not be using words like 'could' and maybe' to report potential job losses.

They make it sound like thousands will lose their jobs when in fact the majority of losses will be natural wastage and retirements.

The morale in public services is bad enough without cheap headline-grabbing statements. Press and TV, please be more responsible in what you're saying.

Pete Waterman supports HS2

So the proposed High Speed Rail Link 2 has signed up Pete Waterman as a poster-boy. This stupid cunt's opinion has absolutely no relevance to the issues raised by putting a rail link from Birmingham to London through green belt land. His comments such as 'I love bold plans' are pathetic and take no account of the actual problems. There was a high speed direct rail link to London from the Midlands that has just been closed down through lack of use. The M6 Toll Road was supposed to reduce congestion on the M6 through Birmingham but has proved to be useless. Our politicians are great at producing vanity projects to waste our money on, but are more craven about addressing problems that affect daily lives.

Knock this stupid idea into touch and tell Pete waterman to get back to his trains and failed pop career.

Libya Protests

Come on you little beauties. It's fantastic to see normal people rising up against dictators. Facing machine-gun bullets is an act of bravery we'll never achieve.

Good luck to the lot of you.

Gadafi and his ilk have had their day. They can't kill everyone in their countries.

Dispatches - Muslim School Teaching Hate

David Cameron was spot on. Mutli-Culturalism is a big fat failure. The recent Dispatches programme about Muslim schools teaching hate shows how we've imported and failed to manage huge problems for the future.

The children being taught to despise the kuffar, Hindus and Jews will take these lessons into the lives and careers and pass the message on to their children.

If a teacher in a normal school stood up and said anything even slightly along these lines, they'd be in court. Yet we allow these schools to set up where they like and con the authorities and inspectors that they're 'part of the community'.

Calling someone a kuffar is the same as a white person referring to a black person as a nigger. I feel uncomfortable typing the word yet these religious maniacs use it in kid's lessons! They also stated as fact that Hindus drink cow piss.

Enough. The evidence is there so let the authorities go in and sort it out.

They won't of course, because it's apparently racist to stop Muslim radicals shitting on our society.

Big Society Bank

David Cameron's Big Society isn't going to work. Setting up a Big Society Bank is a pretty lame idea. I'd love to see how many new businesses are going to be set up with this project.

A true Big Society would have no taxes to pay for bloated government but put the money into people's pockets to buy the services they want.

Taking money out of the system with cuts and raised taxes will not stimulate growth.

Cameron can't have it both ways.

New No 10 Strategy Chief

So the government is going to recruit yet another useless (for us) department. This time to tell them what they're doing wrong.

We're closing frontline services and then paying for someone to state the bleeding obvious.

Mr Cameron, just read the Letters page in any newspaper to get a feel of what people think of how the government is doing.

'We're all in this together' are fine words if you keep to them.