Fucking Bob Diamond and David Cameron

So let's get this straight. The Government has been giving billions to banks who then fix interest rates unlawfully, they give billions to the EU even thought the organisation can't publish audited accounts and send Billions to China, India and fucking Pakistan in 'aid' even though these countries will shaft us first chance they get and host corrupt leaders.
Meanwhile our Government are starving hospitals, school and police of funding.
I am a lifelong Tory voter but no more. David Cameron is so far out of touch it can't be measured. The problem is I can't vote for the Labour cunts as they're even more useless.
We've pretty much had it in this country.

George Osborne Budget

Tomorrow's budget had better fucking give us a reason to live. I reckon he'll have a ruse to take more of our money to bail out his buttfuck banker pals in our 'world class' banking system.


Give some tax breaks to business and raise our allowances. Money in our pockets will get the economy back on track.

Anyone think he'll do that? I thought fucking not.

Phones Installed in A Prison!

A new prison in Staffordshire has put phones in all it's cells. What do they think they're doing? Now the nonces can order their smack direct without having to smuggle mobiles in their arseholes.


I bet we pay the phone charges too. I fucking despair.

This story predicted it, now it's been announced it's actually going to happen.

George Osborne Steals Public Service Wages

George Osborne spends all his time trying find ways of taking our money. The latest is to cut the wages of public service staff not working in the shithouse known as London. (Story here)


He's incapable of cutting anything useless and instead has chosen the easy targets of public service workers, the disabled, our young people and anyone who does an honest day's work for a wage packet.


The problem is he's mates with Cameron so won't be brought to task. Instead we have to have our standard of living eroded while he looks after the cunts populating our Capital city.


The next election is going to be interesting (and fucking welcome) because the Nation has had enough of being run by London-based Old Etonian twats.  It won't be the kids rioting on the streets shortly, it'll be us normal people who want a system that rewards working instead of pumping millions into inadequate incompetent chnacers running the banks.

Get it right Osborne. We're watching you and the clock's ticking.

Religious Extremist Resigns

So the Archbishop of Canterbury is resigning. What a blow to the world. Another religious extremist leaves to get a non-job teaching somewhere.

Now the religious great and good will be elbowing each other to get the job. All in the name of Jesus of course. Amen to the bastard lot of them.

Religion. What a load of fucking twaddle.

They'll give the job to John Sentamu in the name of diversity and the world will be a much better place.  At least Sentamu is not blatantly a homo hiding behind a red robe.

Incapacity Benefit Cheats and Bone Idle Lying Twats

So over a third of Incapacity claimants are being re-assessed as fit to work. Only 33%? Bloody hell, I thought it would be more like 80%!.

Let's get the fucking drunks, druggies and 'depressed' cunts off our payroll and make them earn their way. A good days work might help them recover. We've got to stop being such a soft touch and make sure the ones who are genuine get the help.

Someone up our street is on Incapacity for a 'bad arm'. Doesn't stop her carrying bags of shopping with food to feed her fat lazy arse.

Actually typing this so hard has strained my finger. I think I'll make a claim

The Apprentice - Bunch of Twats

I see The Apprentice is full of the usual bunch of second-rate twats this year. Watch their audition tapes to see a load of desperate wannabees try to make themselves famous. Not a fucking hope tossers.

I like the Irish girl. She's got a kid and seems like the only real person there. Hope she wins

Cameron and Obama allow more to die

While Cameron and Obama are smooching on Airforce One and going to lame basketball games, people are dying in Afghanistan and the Taliban are recruiting like crazy. 

The mullahs must have got a permanent hard-on when they heard some US soldier had killed a defenceless family.

Obama will of course announce a troop withdrawal just before the Election. People losing their lives between now and then doesn't mean much to someone trying to keep their job

I see our wonderful government is trying to push people into getting mortgages (link here)

What a great idea in a long-term recession. get people to commit their money to housing they can't afford to give an illusion of a prosperous country. Cynical bastards.

The forthcoming Budget will lay their intentions bare. George the Chancellor will have his slimy hands in our pockets to pay for Europe and HS2.

Don't take on a mortgage you can't afford just because there's a sweetener to get you signed up. Other countries are happy with a higher level of rented property. 

US Soldier Kills Innocent Family

Well done twat. That's recruited another hundred Afghans to the Taliban.

Cameron, get us the fuck out of that shithole country now!

Check out the news link here

Cameron and Clegg Haven't Got a Clue

I had great hopes when the Coalition Government was formed. The Tories would gain value from the steadying hand and voice of reason from the Lib Dems, or so I thought.

What a disaster it's turned out to be. The Lib Dems are on course for political suicide as they water down policy and make decision-making slow and ponderous.

It's been a nightmare marriage and we are all going to suffer as a result. These people are still spending our money on Europe,  wars, fast trains, overseas aid and the Hadron Collider while they also close youth centres, disability support services and squeeze funding from schools.

The problem with being run by millionaires is they have no concept of what we actually want and are being advised by people like Emma Harrison and Alison Wolf who have caused untold damage to people's futures by mismanagement and outdated ideas.

Our biggest problem is who to vote for next time?  

X Factor - Who Cares?

Why is anyone still watching the X Factor? It's become too contrived and the contestants have got no long-lasting value. Are people really spending their money on voting in the run-up to Xmas?

Maybe they don't read the papers. THERE'S A FUCKING RECESSION ON TWATS!

Simon Cowell doesn't need your money. He wants it, but he doesn't need it.


 

Italy runs out of money - Save our Parmesan

So Italy is due to run out of money. Bloody hell, we're all screwed. Berlusconi hasn't got a clue how to sort it out and the Eurozone leaders are a bunch of pathetic nonentities. They couldn't run a candyfloss stand. I'll be seriously pissed off if we run out of Parmesan, Chianti and Pepperoni.

We need to get set for a future of no money and no jobs. Our political leaders have managed us into this crisis and can't get us out of it. They would have been hanged for treason in years gone by but we keep on paying them to buttfuck us while we carry on paying more tax to maintain this corrupt system.


My question today is simple: Who do we owe all this money to?

Smoking leads to Drug-Taking Shock

So some university researchers have discovered that people who smoke are more likely do go on to use hard drugs.

Bloody hell. What geniuses.

Apparently they have discovered some gene that makes these 'victims' susceptible.

I have also done some research and I've discovered that people who smoke are as thick as shit and people who do drugs are as thick as a large pile of shit. That's the connection. Losers who can't afford to feed their kids chain-smoking and drug-taking. It's now part of our culture. We don't need some uni boffins writing lame reports, we've got fucking eyes.

David Cameron to pay more to IMF

SO David Cameron thinks it right to give more of our money to the IMF. This follows another decision to up the overseas budget. Doesn't he realaise it's political suicide to continue this stupid path?

The country is not in the mood for such arrogant dismissal of our feelings. UKIP must be having a hard-on over all this. I was a lifelong Tory voter but I didn't vote for them last time because of the £650m given to Pakistani 'schools'. I won't be voting for them next time either. Cunts.

Here's a BBC article on the subject.

Greek referendum- Let's nuke them now!

I reckon it would cheaper, and more humane in the long run, to just drop one of our spare nukes on Greece. The bastards are going to bring us down if we don't get them first.


The Bubbles aren't going to vote for an austerity package that'll cost jobs etc. They're going to vote to bury their heads in the sand and hope it goes away.

Let's get rid of them. I don't like fucking Retsina anyway.

Screwed by Greece

So the Greek government are going to take Europe down. What a bunch of plate-smashing twats. The only good thing to come out of that country was Stavros Flatley (actually I think it was Cyprus).

Cuts here are hurting but it has to be done to some degree. To play for time for political reasons is a disgrace and I hope the Euro- community pull together and make the bubbles see sense.

 

On 1st November 2014 we won't be able to vote ourselves out of the European Union. They have put in the following clause:

Treaty on European Union. Article 16
“(…)
4. As from 1 November 2014, a qualified majority shall be defined as at least 55 % of the members of the Council, comprising at least fifteen of them and representing Member States comprising at least 65 % of the population of the Union.
A blocking minority must include at least four Council members, failing which the qualified majority shall be deemed attained.
The other arrangements governing the qualified majority are laid down in Article 238(2) of the Treaty on the Functioning of the European Union.

This means we won't be able to referendum our way out of the treaty as they'll have the power to block it.

May I suggest we all join UKIP asap as Cameron is playing for time.

Check out this YouTube video for the full story.

Kelly Rowlands X Factor Publicity Stunt

It's easy to spot bullshit sometimes. So Kelly Rowlands suddenly falls ill with a mystery throat virus just when the X Factor needs a boost. Just watch all the housewives who watch the show fall for it.

If she's ill, I'm Bruno Mars.

I used to enjoy the show, but it's got too safe and familiar. I can't stand listening to any more over-styled kids saying 'I really want this' or 'I'm going to give 110%'

Just go gracefully and let's move on to the next thing.

Marcus Collins is going to win anyway.

St Paul's Protest - What a bunch of twats

What are all those cunts doing at St Paul's? What are they actually protesting about?

The tens are empty at night as they all go home to get pissed and you'll find a lot less people there when they have to go and sign on.

A protest against capitalism won't work if it's done by a bunch of dole-dossers and people 'on the sick'. Go and fuck off back to your rent-free homes. The rest of us will be at work, ignoring you